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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
What Scatter Thinks pt2
You know what death by firing squad is?...Awesome thats what it is! That's the way some dirtbag is going out in June. God bless Utah and some of it's old school laws and tactics. Utah is the only state in the Union that still allows firing squad as an option to death row inmates. Last week a Utah state judge signed a death warrant for a 49 year old guy named Ronnie Lee Gardner, who was convicted for murdering an attorney during an escape attempt from a Salt Lake City courthouse back in 1985. He got to choose between lethal injection or firing squad and went Firing Squad! And that is so deadwood, I Love It! When it comes to the death penalty i think their should be almost limitless options. I'd like them to be rather spectacular personally, but instead of limiting them to 2, 3 or 10 choices, we should let the inmates come up with their own ideas. "Here's your death warrant, how do you wanna go", "Oh you wanna be filled with jelly until you explode?" alright, "You wanna be thrown in a shark tank?" done. "You wanna car dropped on you from six stories up?" alright sounds good see you Thursday. I think you could have an awesome run of douchebag killings just by having stuff dropped on them...all very cartoonish. Think of all the things that have notoriously been dropped on cartoon characters; safe, piano, horse, anvil, house, etc. Some bleeding hearts would probably say that would be cruel and unusual but I disagree. There is no way a guy isn't gonna die instantly having a piano dropped on his head. It's impossible. Plus throw in some perfectly timed Hannah Barbera sound effects blasted through a reasonably powered Hi-Fi and you've got a winner! (ka-bonk) lol....Now by the way how can a guy be on death row for 25 years? A quarter century...why bother? Why are taxpayers footing the bill for this guys housing, food, medical care, and entertainment for half a Fifty. That makes about as much since as owning every Lindsey Lohan movie. I just think two years of appeals max, then Whamo....hilarious mixture of death and sound effects (BONK followed by birds chirping) Everyone wins, well almost everyone, everyone that matters. For now though Firing Squad is good, sound effects would still be welcome. I'm Scatter and thats what i think and that's your new opinion
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It also makes sense that they sterilize the needle for lethal injections haha what a joke that one is
ReplyDeleteWhy not buy an Island and put all death rowers on said island and then let people hunt them for sport! I think that way the family's who where wronged by said people can feel a little satisfaction when they are crub stomping there heads!
ReplyDeleteyeah that already happened its called australia
ReplyDeleteWhat about death by sex?
ReplyDeleteWow, and I thought I was demented! It's bad enough that someone is deciding if you have the right to live or not but finding creative ways to put you down, who are we trying to amuse here? What is this, the Roman Empire? I thought we were past that crap! Just do one thing and stick with it, lethal injection, it's quick and easy, let's move on!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I would choose to die of old age. Even if they kept me inside a cell untill that day, I would still have my mind. And with that, well, I could go just about anywhere.
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