What Scatter Thinks

Sometimes i don't care when bad things happen to people. So i came across a story this morning about a man who got run over, after deciding to take an overnight nap in the driveway of a house (awesome). There it is 2:00am, Numbnuts is passed out in the driveway when the owner of the house, pulled in and didn't see him, thus run him over. That leaves me feeling more indifferent than the Obama administration responding to the worst oil spill in world history. I have a real disconnect to empathy when it comes to dipshits like this, in fact if i had any emotion at all it would be a little gladness. Serves him right what kind of a jackass passes out on a driveway!? Now i've been really tired before and i've been really drunk before and i've been both those things at once a number of times, and yet i've not come remotely close to looking at a slab of asphalt or concrete as a viable sleeping choice. I generally try to put myself in the safest places possible when i'm unconscious, that almost immediately leaves out driveway, also; runway, interstate, train tracks, diving board, and drag strip. Although i feel a little bad for the guy that hit him, well not that bad either cause you'd think he would have seen a guy in the driveway, in front of him. I'd like to think if i was pulling into my own driveway day or night i'd see a body laying in front of me. Never the less not only do i not feel bad for people who die this stupidly, i'm a bit relieved that the lineage of their genetics has come to an end. Through sheer luck all of his ancestors stayed out of harms way since the beginning of time, so he could end up here, and then he wrecked it. GOOD one less dildo. I'm here, You're here, He's not. Perfect I'm Scatter and that's what i think and that's your new opinion.