Myspace

Well after months of procastinating I've finnally done it. My profile is up and running so if you have a myspace and want to connect with me there, leave a comment with your myspace url and I'll add you. I would also like to add that prime made a bet with me that I wouldn't get it done today. Which was just the incentive I needed as he must now eat a full plate of bullshit. Thank you.

Joke of the Day!

When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped
             him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

            Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

            James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
            common defense!"

            Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to
             write the Declaration of Independence."

            The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed
            their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

            As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.  Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised
            me."

            The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Who of you dances like this?

How to Do the Jerk Dance

Howcast.com | MySpace Video

Transformers: War for Cybertron Achievements Revealed

Here is the list.

All I have to say is there is an achievement called Paging Ratchet...and it is the best achievement. EVER.

again im awesome!

Jazz's Amazingness

hell yeah im awsome

This is what its like when Prime joins, You People's room's !!!!!!!

Spiderman's Weakness

CollegeHumor | MySpace Video

Emo Starscream

I can be emo just like Jazz:P

Final Fantasy Versus XIII Might Be on The Xbox 360

Some of us here are fans of Final Fantasy XIII(Jazz) and would like to know that Final Fantasy Versus XIII could be out on the 360.

Check out more here.

New Star Wars Avatar Cloths Out

I DEFINITELY can't fit my fat ass in that, no matter how much you cut it.

Check out the rest of them at Kotaku.

Autobot Or Decepticon? Choose a Side

Kotaku has a video posted up with some devs talking about the campaign. Mainly co-op, boss battles and campaign.

Gamers will be able to choose from the start which campaign they want to take on. The stories are vastly different from each others but but build nicely together.

Can't have one without the other, but which side will you help make stronger? The Decepticons or the Autobots?

Check the video out here.

Gears 2 Update Is On The Way

Gears of War 3 is not taking up all of Epic's time. Gears of War 2 will be getting a huge title update which will include bug fixes and balance.

A new mode will be introduced called Social Xbox Live. It will allow gamers who join matches mid-game. Not only matches, but Horde as well.

Players rejoice with the news that players may leave without losing any experience after, they just don't get the XP from that match.

Check out the full list of updates at Kotaku.

What a title...

Fate of Two Worlds? Really? That is so cheesy...well...it's just so fucking cheesy. Damn you Marvel vs. Capcom for making me curse you out with your cheesy title. Damn you.

Americanizer Kit

You guys are the TITS

I want to start off by saying that I think of all of you like my family. Lord knows that my family off line sucks balls but it helps knowing that you guys are always there ! Weather that be talking shit on live or posting these dumbass blogs. You guys are the best and I could not ask for a better group of players. Now with all that shit out of they way ( that feels more like me) I want to say that we all need to remember that all the little bull shit and crying, don't mean shit when it comes to life and the big picture. I mean think about it, whats more important,bitching because someone beat you down in a video game or make sure that the person next to you and on the other end of the headset knows that you got there back weather it be in our fake world of games or in real life? I want each and everyone of you to know the Prime has got your back on and off live. No matter what it is you can call me day or night, or email me, or text. It don't matter, I'M HERE. I know I sound gay as all hell right now but it's how I feel about you son's of bitch's.  To end all of this, I truly believe this is something to live by

life is a storm, my friends. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes. You must look into that storm and shout  Do your worst, for I will do mine! Then the fates will truly know you as I know you: Steven J Thompson The Man
                                                                                                           Richard  Nieves The Man

                                                                                                           McQuaid The Man                                so on and so forth

JDFFT #7

take a look out of the window, focus on one thing. do you see the sunlight reflecting off of what you see? well that sunlight left the sun 8 mins. ago! crazy right space and science are amazing

Gears of Dorks

Crazy Brazilians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6zWOCw8Ki0
Wow, Brazilian girls are pretty crazy! Who do I know that's brazilian?

Hoochies, get younger every year!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvhvHBrhlOM

Sweet dance!!

This is pretty awesome! and the chick is hot too! ^^


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngqBhVkXRAM

The real transformer story.

Bitchen cool

Are

Paybacks

WTF

I never knew Disney had this !!!

New Gears 3 details from IGN

In the most recent issue of Game Informer magazine new information has been revealed about the third installment in the Gears of War series. We learned the first details about Gears 3 on the Jimmy Fallon Show which debuted the trailer back in April. So far we know that Dom has a beard, Anya fights with the boys, and Marcus has a new gun. But there's so much more.

It's been a year and a half since the fall of Jacinto and the Gears are now living aboard a converted aircraft carrier called the Raven's Nest. The government has disbanded and the survivors from the first two games call a make-shift flotilla their home. The crew rely on each other more than ever, which is highlighted in Gears 3 by the new four-player co-op. Marcus and Dom return to lead a new character named Jace Stratton and Anya Stroud.

Players can now trade weapons with each other or other soldiers in their battle against the lambent. This new enemy which first appeared in Gears of War 2 enters the game quickly when giant enemy crabs overtake the ship. These are a precursor to reanimated Locust troops called Drudges. When attacked, these enemies spawn tendril-like limbs that allow them to expand outward and upward, making cover a lot less safe. They'll also perform a last-ditch attack by blowing themselves up while running at the player.

To fight the new threat the players have access to a new "Pendulum-era lancer with a bayonet and more powerful, close-range rounds. There's also a redesigned hammerburst with a standard zoom, a sawed-off shotgun, and a massive one-shot rifle. One strange new weapon is the digger launcher which fires piranha-like creatures into the ground where they then seek and devour their targets.

The Locust still make an appearance along with new enemy classes like a grenadier and large, organic catapults. To face these larger threats, players can now suit up in a mechanized suit called a silverback. These come equipped with a rocket launcher and a heavy chain gun and can also be deployed as cover, allowing multiple team members to use the weapons.

There's also a new arcade mode that has highly visible scoring and stat tracking. Then it allows players to fiddle with variables including gravity, big-head mode, and sound effects. Arcade mode also includes an idea that appeared in Shadow Complex where players are alerted to how well their friends have done in a certain area.

As far as multiplayer, only two maps have been revealed including a ruined thrashball field and the sinking remains of Jacinto called Overpass. The multiplayer environments can alter dramatically during a match, like water flooding and receding from the ground. There's also a new multi-turret where players can affix their own weapons then hit a single trigger to fire bullets in four directions.

The article also promises a host of new executions using almost all of the weapons and more importantly, we'll finally learn the secret behind Adam Fenix and his plan to save the planet.

Bigfoot 911

Weather you believe or not this is a great call, makes you think what would you do if it was in your yard looking right at you!

JDFFT #6

no more stupid ass puns im gonna say smart shit frfom now on lol. but ghosts, aliens and bigfoot are real maybe not bigfoot but he can still exsistwhen a person dies they dont die completely. but i guess what im trying to say is i believe the paranormal is out there and im one of the few people who aim to find damn near all of them and if that makes me crazy then so be it. also i think being abducted by aliens would be the coolest thing ever! just as long as i could live in their society with no problems or they did shit to my brain put me back on earth and i became the smartest person ever to live cuz that shit would be awsome

LMFAO

WTF.......WTF........! EA Sports Locks Out Multiplayer Modes On Used Sales EA tackles used game sales with new one-time only code.

May 10, 2010 - EA Sports is going after the used game market.

Starting with the release of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, the publisher will introduce a new Online Pass, a one-time registration code included with each brand new copy of the game. The code allows players to access "online services, features and bonus content."

Those who purchase the game used can buy an Online Pass for $10 or sign up for a free 7-day trial. The pass will be implemented for NCAA Football 11, NHL 11. Madden NFL 11, NBA 11, FIFA 11, and EA Sports MMA as well. The pass offers different features for each title, however, players will not have access to basic multiplayer features if purchased used.

"You will be unable to play multiplayer online game modes or use your downloaded content in online game modes," EA says. The break down for each title can be seen on the publisher's official website.

"This is an important inflection point in our business because it allows us to accelerate our commitment to enhance premium online services to the entire robust EA SPORTS online community," said Peter Moore, President of EA SPORTS.

Despite being the leader in used game sales, retailer GameStop, which acknowledged it plans to focus on digital content in the future, supports Electronic Arts' new direction.

"GameStop is excited to partner with such a forward-thinking publisher as Electronic Arts," said Dan DeMatteo, Chief Executive Officer of GameStop Corp. "This relationship allows us to capitalize on our investments to market and sell downloadable content online, as well as through our network of stores worldwide." (Credit IGN.COM)

USA! USA! USA!

Know your Rights! Read the Constitution...... or just visit   www.k-k-k.com  Boo Yaaaaaaa!

The Cat

What does God Mean to you?

Jazz and Prime on a fishing trip !!!

TEST!!!

TASTE THE RAINBOW !!!!

dat nigga stole my wheelbarrow

falco kick!

yep thats life

nuff said

Ratchet and Brawl and bath time !!

Remember that guys

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY STARSCREAM

Dickman!

Here comes Wonder Vajj!

J-cups and they are real!!!!!!

Want some honey on those?

A Gear's Fantasy

Puerto Rican Love From Jazz

bubblebee this is porn not that pg-13 shit prime posts

idk but i think she really needs to be f***ed

THIS CLAN NEEDS TO START PLAYING RIGHT AND MORE LIKE THIS! and a Halo Reach update

GEARS OF WAR LEARNING FROM PRO GAMEPLAYS
This is the perfect example of teamwork and what goes wrong in a game. We could actually learn from this. Everyone and I MEAN EVERYONE should get some tips from this! (scroll down to see the halo reach update)


HALO REACH!
Well besides that Gears of war stuff, Halo reach has been going downhill lately. The maps have been getting annoying and all everyone ever wants to play is stockpile and now instead of getting like 700+ credits I only get 50-200 credits each match my average of credits now is 148 and I'm still performing and doing the same gameplay as I was when I was getting 700+ credits :/. well Invasion well I should say Invasion SLAYER is the greatest gametype I have ever played from any Halo game. It sooooooooo epically awesome!!!!! I have an update for the Sniper for those sniper noobs(*cough*jazz). When you go for a head shot shoot twice. I've noticed my shots are hitting the head but won't kill the opponent. I guess that the Sniper is weaker now in long distance but incredibly strong in short. In close quarter make sure you aim directly at the player's head instead of aimming ahead especially when no-scoping apparently its an instant hit now. I think I analyze the game to much oh well. Thats all I got to say so far hopefully you guys like this post and please comment your thoughts and opinions.

PRIMES DOING!
OH! BY THE WAY! PRIME IS TURNING THIS BLOGGER SITE INTO A PORN SITE! LOOK AT IT! ITS HAS ALMOST PICTURES OF GIRLS IN BIKINIS IN EVERY BLOG HE POSTS! NUFF SAID

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH 2 !

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Obama administration are pussies. And Puerto Rican's are assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck those asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! 

what ratchet could have if he was not pussy whipped 4 ! So good that one would be to much for you!

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

PUERTO RICOOOOO!!!!....PLATANOSSSSSS!!!!

MEXICOOOOO!!!

what the JDFFT is about

theres a what scatter thinks and a jazz's DFFT. although im still waiting for another what scatter thinks. now WST does it it informs catches your eye and draws you in to get the point across. i like that fact i really and JDFFT is just random shit gets you to think but not much as most of it is just retarded bull shit mainly intended for laughs and and hate mail. yes im aware JDFFT makes no sense most of the time but i garantee there will be some things in it that will make you think and ill ask for your opinions on it, unlike WST which is communism and tells you thats what you think lol sorry scatter had to.

JDFFT #5

well this one isnt like the normal DFFT, but what will happen when other governments fail. say every single one failed, would we as people be able to live without a government, or would we just fall into a state of chaos? personally i think at first we'd fall into a state of chaos starting riots killing eachother and doing what we want, but like children we get bored of things easilly. id like to hear your thoughts on this, what do you think would happen afterwards?

Moms Hate Me

I was sitting at my kitchen table eating penut butter when an idea just popped into my head. I'm pretty sure this is illegal, but I want to be a baby assasin. Now I know that there are a lot of dads out there who don't actually want to be dads. They were seduced by a broad, who went and got herself pregnant. It's not always the mans fault. And when a man doesn't want the child; he ends up on Oprah. God damnit that's just not right! Well, with my unique services and cheap rates I'd take care of their problem. I would offer a humane way of ridding the child of it's life. But for a little extra I'd get creative. And hell, if he paid me enough I'd even frame the bitch who tricked his penis into fucking her. I feel a bit crude, and I apologize if I've offended anyone out there. So to make it right I'd probably donate diapers and such to the salvation army. Yup. Oh and for the record, I'd wash them first. No one wants a pre-used, scrungy ass-diaper. Which goes to show that I am a very considerate person.

"Why did the baby cross the road? It had no choice, it was stapled against the chickens back." - Steven King. Real Qoute.

What's the difference between a baby and watermelon? Nothing if your using a sledgehammer.

What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall? Ripping it off.

A still birth isn't funny. So don't laugh. But when it comes to an early crucifying...Blame the Lord.

what ratchet could have if he was not pussy whipped 3 ! I will throw this one in for free because she is a mutt!

What ratchet could have if he was not pussy whipped 3 !

jazz's DFFT #4

yes its been awhile but this is my time to shine damn it, lol. anyway, dont use the computer for chronic masterbation not only will it give your computer viruses but it will also break your computer from all the Jizz that gets into it. as most people have their comps on the floor.

What I think about Halo: Reach

well comparing Reach to Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, Halo 3 and the first Gears of War I've decided that its a great game. It has aspects from all of the games like the spriting from Call of duty the evade system for Elites like in Gears of War and still have the same gameplay of Halo 3 but with a little twist.
But there are some weapons like the DMR and the sniper that make it feel uneven. For example the DMR feels like it has a slow rate of fire, compare it to the BR and it has an extremely slow rate of fire. So in heat of action its not effective espically in close quarters since most players rush in to get kills. Spawn for this weapon is activily but limited spawns.
As for the Sniper its recoil is either reduced to where it seems like theres no recoil or there isn't any. Its too much of an over powered weapon because no scopes are easy to do now but the spawns for this weapons are limited and placed horribly.
Some setups are also annoy and overused like the Guard Abilty it does an emp after use and can easily take an opponet behind the user waiting for an assassianation.
Otherwise that the game is great overall and fun with friends. I can't wait for it to come out.
Realease date is 9/1/10 for those Halo fans like me. Well thats all I have for this game for now I'll probably be saying more about it after I play it more but comment your opinions on this game I would like to hear your guys opinion about it.

What they really look like!

What Brawl thinks all girls playing xbox live look like!

broken games and females

dont you just hate it when yoiur woman breaks your video games and cuts you off from everyone you love playing cuz i do and i know someone else who does as well but im not mentioning names and i do believe that particular female knows exactly who im talking about. i want another teamate to kick ass with me in reach damn it. bumble is a great teamate dont get me wrong but imagine how unstopable we would be if we had another awesome teamate...no not ratchet lmao. we want prime and im going on strike untill we get him damn it! btw dont get mad at him star this is my post so get mad at me. im aware i said names but i dont care cuz its natural for guys like me and prime to mouth off lol but that dont mean you gotta break games maybe a couple balls but never games thats just makes you uncool and no one wants to be an uncool kid.

My Latte

Why do people Bitch in video games? I think that it comes down to a few reasons, such as most people can not admit that others might be better then them. Everyone seems to have an ego the size of a 700 pound Gorilla! Why is it, that it's so hard to admit it that there might be someone better then you? You are always going to find people who are better then you at something and if you think that you are perfect and that just can't happen, well then that's your first fault! Second, some people are just little Bitch's and there is nothing anyone can do about it, except for beating the living shit out of them. I'm a firm believer that all the shit talkers and whiny bitch are people that have never been in a fight or have never been checked for that matter, but who is to blame for that? I think its the internet, bad parenting, and America as a whole has become weak and soft to boot! And then there's the people who just plain hate them self's and their lives and that carry's over to their online play. They like to yell and make them self's feel big because that's the only outlet they have to do so. I would bet that any one of the three types that I mention here would shit them self's, if they were ever confronted in person on there bullshit ( former RID members). I really do laugh at all the "Big Talk" that goes on during online play, I mean your going to call someone a bitch or tell them to suck your cock, what the hell are you getting out of that? I feel like a big man now I just told RIDxRatchet to lick my balls. Take that person I have never met and most likely will never meet! Sure should you! I mean give me a break, play the game and remember it's just a game!!!! Don't think your a bad ass Mother F@*KER because you kick ass at a VIDEO GAME!!!! Or maybe I'm wrong and all gamers are Bad Asses!

What ratchet could have if he was not pussy whipped 2 !

And She is puerto rican !!

What Ratchet could have if he was not pussy whipped!

OMG

NEW CLAN RULE

ah yes a topic about sex and virgins!

ok so this is just my thoughts, but i figured i get it out there about love and lust. they can be mixed up and confused for eachother. love is when you would bend over backwards for the other person and do whatever the other wanted its a mutual feeling, instead of one being whipped for one both are whipped for eachother. now lust can easily be confused with love but its later found out it was all about the sex. mainly one person is whipped for the other while the other cuts them off. love isnt all about the sex dont get me wrong sex is important in a realationship as its a type of bond but in love its not all the two want. lust is usually found with virgins they want to get laid so bad and think they love the other person when all they wanted to do wasd have sex with that person which i feel is why most of those "i lost my virginity to that person" realationships fail, its also very commonly found among teenagers. now im not saying all of these realationships fail because some of those virgin type realationships were not only about the sex because they had the will to overcome the sexdrive of the realationship and see what they had in common instead of damn i really want to get laid. women usually say oh well all men do is think with their second head, thius is sometimes true, key word sometimes. but women also think with sex alot too hence forth pushing their man around keeping them "whipped". now you may say thats not true but think about it really think. anyway when you do find a couple who is whipped for eachother most of the time, not all, and if the realationship has what sex maybe once a week, that to me is love. given even if theres sex everynight and those two still manage to look past the sex its still love to me. dont let that love burn and diue and if it didnt work out it wasnt meant to be theres still plenty of fish in the sea and youll find your love of your life.

I know that in this clan, there are a few Call of Duty players; I included.

Treyarch has released a trailer a couple of days ago revealing their new entry in the Call of Duty franchise.

Call of Duty: Black Ops.

The trailer is action packed and looks really cinimatic. Am I wrong to say that as I viewed the trailer, I felt my heart sink and my animosity for it increase? Maybe it is my nostalgia for the Modern Warfare titles. Maybe it is because its Treyarch and not Infinity Ward.

serriously...WTF? yeah we're looking at you Osama...oh i mean Obama

Fall Out Boy, WTF?

When I first got into high school, my new friends and I would listen to Fall Out Boy all the time. When we hung out, ate together, and did other stuff, FOB was with us in spirit.

They were a great band because they were one of those alternative rock bands I could just jump too and not hear as much heavy metal as I could stand if there was any there. Stump is an awesome singer to me and well...Pete...I really don't know what to say...Ashley? Your sick, sir!

Then they got more mainstream and to some, the magic was gone. I couldn't blame them for wanting to hit big with their careers, I still enjoyed their music.

Now they broke up...Fall Out Boy...WTF?

Announcement: Twitter account is da bomb

Just finished the Twitter account. I made the background myself, I don't like it that much though because I had to change it a number of ways to make it fit to twitter's standards. I have also made it so every blog post posted here automatically posts on our twitter page.  Look up "RIDClan" for the page.

Love In Video Games

Relationships are a part of the vital glue that keeps humans together.

It makes us want to live life another day, some make us want to tear our hair out.

I have a question: when is the last time you saw a relationship you believed in in video games?

When I say "believed in", I mean a relationship where you honestly truly believed these characters loved each other very much and would do anything, but also had those moments all people in relationships have. They have their moments where they show compassion and grace, where other times reveal the darker side to relationships like doubt of each other or separation.

The only good example I can bring up right now is Tidus and Yuna from Final Fantasy X. They were characters, one being extremely cheesy but that is another blog post all together, who showed compassion for each other. They deeply cared for each other in a world where anything could happen. Sadly, the romance went from beautiful to Final Fantasy X-2...I don't appreciate that game so much.

From what I've heard, Fenix and Anya were hot for each other in the Gears of War novels by Karen Traviss, who will also be doing the next two Gears novels and leading the story for Gears of War 3.

Here are the links to the Amazon page for Aspho Fields and Jacinto's Remnant. 

Main Idea: Romance can make a video game. Giggidy.

jazz's DFFT #3

Old people are people too they just cant have very many freedoms cuz they fuck things up, so remember when you see an old person say "hi i respect you as a person but but get the fuck back inside.