So that jersey shore hose beast Snookie got arrested last weekend for disorderly conduct in the gwedo heaven of Seaside Heights. Turns out she wasn't drunk, just nauseous from seeing her own reflection in the grease of a slice of boardwalk pizza. Gawker.com had a picture of that orange skinned ghoul, sometime before or after her arrest. and she's wearing a barely there one-piece that makes her look like a pear with feet. Nice combination of leopard print and tiger stripes, looks real good. if you wear that suit in public you should be forced to buy something nice for everyone you encounter. of course on the boardwalk something nice would mean a bald eagle on white gold. She's got the body of Theodor from the chipmunks, she looks like one of those little fertility dolls that would have been carved out of an elephant tusk by some long forgotten group of Pygmies in the year 1000. I look at her and i think of Meatloaf...not the singer, an actual loaf of meat. you know what you don't wanna be compared to, a loaf, worst word in the English language. little beast. in fact all the big named chicks on that show are disgusting, at least the guys have good bodies so i understand the appeal for women. But the broads on this show look like beat-up 45 year olds with the physiques to match. J-Wow looks like a man! a man that wears bikinis that look like lingerie. In a perfect world those Cape Cod sharks would head south and start munching. I'm Scatter and that's what i think and that's your new opinion.
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